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You could grab this massage stick and massage your dad’s shoulders and back, saying it’s a Japanese-imported massager to relieve muscle fatigue, and see if you can fool him…
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When I was in middle school, I mistakenly gave my dad a large vibrating egg instead of a shoulder massager, and he used it several times.
I recently went home and found it still sitting with my cupping jars…
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Just play dumb; your father probably doesn’t know what that is.
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“Dad, this is my new boyfriend.”
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This is a powerful weapon against wolves.
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If they ask, just say it’s for “treating constipation.”
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Your friend bought a massage stick for their family and is temporarily keeping it with you. Remember, never bring anything home next time.
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Be more open-minded and accept that you are no longer the little girl in your parents’ eyes. Maybe they were prepared all along; you’re the one who wasn’t.
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You simply insert it into the cup, open it, and naturally tell your dad, “It’s a high-class stirring stick!”
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This is a little fairy transformation device.
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The university sex education course was purchased in groups of three.
There’s no question about that reason.
If you ask why a university still has this course, tell them to Google it. If you ask why they’re buying this for a class, just say their thinking is outdated.
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One time at home, my mom accidentally shook a Durex mini vibrator out of the blanket. On a whim, I told her it was a laser pointer for teasing the cat.
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That’s the Armstrong Cyclone Armstrong Jet Cannon.
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Tie a toothbrush to the strap and say, “Daddy! Look, it’s an electric toothbrush!”
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Pick it up and curl your hair, then tell your dad it’s a new type of hair curler.
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For massage! Japanese product! Relieves muscle soreness…
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I bought a garlic press so I can grind garlic more finely.
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