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The Kissing Law: If your heart rate reaches 250 when you kiss a woman, it’s definitely your first kiss. If your heart rate reaches 180 when you kiss a woman, it’s definitely an affair. If your heart rate reaches 120 when you kiss a woman, it’s definitely passionate love. If your heart rate reaches 80 when you kiss a woman, it’s definitely your wife. If your heart rate reaches 30 when you kiss a woman, she’s definitely unattractive. If your heart rate reaches 0 when you kiss a woman, it’s definitely a heart attack.
The Law of Crying: Women like to cry in front of others, while men prefer to cry in private. A woman’s tears are a weapon, a man’s tears are a nuclear bomb. When women are sad, they release their emotions by crying loudly; when men are sad, they suppress their tears by drinking alcohol.
The Household Chores Law states that in a family, if a man rarely does housework, but does it occasionally, that’s called love; if he does it every day, that’s called habit. In a family, the amount of housework done is inversely proportional to one’s status. Loving couples do less housework, while quarreling couples do more.
The law of testing states that men test women by leaving them, while women test men by being late for dates.
According to the law of purpose, men fall in love with the intention of marriage; women marry for love.
The law of pre-marital and post-marital relationships: Before marriage, a man says, “You are my everything,” and a woman says, “I belong to you.” After marriage, a man says, “I am your everything,” and a woman says, “You belong to me.”
The law of divorce: when a man says “let’s get a divorce,” they often don’t; when a woman says “let’s get a divorce,” they usually do. Before a divorce, both men and women feel that the other is worthless; after a divorce, they feel that the other is wonderful in every way. After a divorce, both men and women will continue to divorce again.
Love is a choice. The most precious thing isn’t that we chose each other from among many options, but that no matter how much time has passed, we still chose each other. Best wishes to everyone!
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