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1. What does it mean to remain untainted by mud? It means that even if the room is filthy and smelly, you still dress up in a flamboyant and stylish way.
2. A person who understands you will love you in the way you need to be loved; a person who doesn’t understand you will love you in the way they need to be loved.
3. Some girls are like lotus flowers, fresh and graceful; some girls are like peonies, noble and elegant; some girls are like plum blossoms, aloof and proud; but you are a succulent.
4. Women often have various reasons for cheating, such as emptiness, loneliness, or revenge, while men don’t need reasons to cheat; given the opportunity, they will cheat.
5. When pursuing a girl, tell corny jokes. If she still laughs even when they’re incredibly corny, she probably likes you. Good jokes will make everyone laugh, but they won’t remember you even if they remember the jokes.
6. Many women often use “It’s better to live beautifully than to be beautiful” as their personal motto to encourage themselves, but the truth is: most of the women we see who live beautifully are beautiful because they are beautiful!”Friend, life’s journey isn’t always smooth; it’s filled with twists and turns, even seemingly insurmountable obstacles. At such crucial moments, we have only one choice: take another step forward! Although it may be incredibly difficult, believe me: as long as you persevere, your life will be magnificent! Those who overthink are destined to live a hard life because they are too easily swayed by others’ emotions. Overthinkers are always lost in their own thoughts, trapped in a tangled mess of emotions, unable to move forward. Sometimes, it’s better to be less sensitive than overthinking. A real life is about taking things seriously.” Do your duty each day well. Don’t demand love or visions that are currently irrelevant to you. Don’t indulge in fantasies or wallow in self-admiration. Life is not perfect; even setbacks are part of the scenery. When you encounter setbacks, unfair treatment, or misfortune, save this image, savor it, ponder it, and reflect upon it. Sometimes you feel your steps are heavy and your progress slow; perhaps you are climbing uphill. Don’t dwell too much on losses; letting go is another form of gain. Don’t constantly envy others; believe that your own scenery is yet to come. Learn to persevere and be patient; no one knows what you will gain next.”Friend, life’s journey isn’t always smooth; it’s filled with twists and turns, even seemingly insurmountable obstacles. At such crucial moments, we have only one choice: take another step forward! Although it may be incredibly difficult, believe me: as long as you persevere, your life will be magnificent! Those who overthink are destined to live a hard life because they are too easily swayed by others’ emotions. Overthinkers are always lost in their own thoughts, trapped in a tangled mess of emotions, unable to move forward. Sometimes, it’s better to be less sensitive than overthinking. A real life is about taking things seriously.” Do your duty each day well. Don’t demand love or visions that are currently irrelevant to you. Don’t indulge in fantasies or wallow in self-admiration. Life is not perfect; even setbacks are part of the scenery. When you encounter setbacks, unfair treatment, or misfortune, save this image, savor it, ponder it, and reflect upon it. Sometimes you feel your steps are heavy and your progress slow; perhaps you are climbing uphill. Don’t dwell too much on losses; letting go is another form of gain. Don’t constantly envy others; believe that your own scenery is yet to come. Learn to persevere and be patient; no one knows what you will gain next.
7. If you like a girl, you should study hard, work hard, buy a car and a house. Then drive up to her with a ring, and you’ll find… she already has a two-year-old son…
8. How long does it take to appease a girl? It roughly depends on her looks. A 65-point girl needs half an hour, a 75-point girl over an hour, an 85-point girl needs one or two days (possibly requiring a box of chocolates and some flowers), and those above 90-point are unpredictable… Girls below 60 don’t need appeasement; they’ll be fine on their own after a while.
9. The diversity of a woman’s personality can be seen from her driving. For example, she may be gentle and polite in her daily life, but once she gets in the car, oh my god! She completely changes, swearing at other drivers, pedestrians, and red lights, and speeding at the drop of a hat.
The other type is the complete opposite: usually bold and unrestrained, but when driving, they are as timid as a kitten.
There’s another, and the hardest to understand, type: they chat with their GPS while driving.
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10. You think all men love you? Try asking him for money; try deleting his games; try unplugging his phone while he’s playing; try deleting his female friends; try not letting him smoke; try not letting him use his phone…
You think a girl really loves you? Try not buying her clothes, try not going shopping with her, try looking at her phone contacts, try not listening to her.
11. A woman was sought after by many suitors because of her stunning beauty, but she was too proud to accept any of them.
Later, in order to scare away the men, she decided to cultivate unparalleled martial arts and became a disciple of the Hundred Flowers Palace.
The palace master said, “If you want to make men tremble in fear, I do have a secret manual. Once you master it, you will become aloof and arrogant.”
The woman agreed, took the book, and opened it. To her astonishment, the only words in the text were “Hehe”.
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