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Welcome to “Midsummer Erotic Museum”! In ancient times, without electricity, how did people get into all sorts of mischief? The ancients had far more creative minds than you, using everything from food to flying objects! “Midsummer Erotic Museum” will ignite your deepest curiosity and let you discover just how crazy the ancients were about “love”!
Satisfying the genital desires of the ancient Romans! Edible and usable “G-shaped bread”
In the previous article, we introduced the ancient phallic device from the East. Today, we turn our attention to the ancient Roman era before Christ. There was a wonderful thing called “#Olisbokollix (Bread dildo),” which meant a phallic device made of bread. You could eat (or use) it after coating it with olive oil.
Sounds unbelievable? Let’s recreate the scene with real images! Many ancient Greek and Roman amphora vessels unearthed today depict women holding baskets of phallic bread, even preparing to use them—very realistic! 🙂
Bread wasn’t just featured on pottery; it also appeared in contemporary dramas. The first ancient Greek anti-war comedy with female protagonists, *Lysistrata*, depicts women waging a war of the sexes to end the protracted Peloponnesian War. They used sex as leverage, refusing to have relations with men in exchange for negotiation, ultimately succeeding in ending the long-standing stalemate. During their protest, the women even used phallic bread to quench their thirst—pretty cool, right?
The sinful love of a British prince! The “three-seater love chair” in an old brothel.
Edward VII, the eldest son of Queen Victoria, was a playboy when he was a prince. He frequented the Parisian brothel “Le Chabanais,” making the “walled city” famous, which also included a specially made, exquisite chair.
As a prince of heaven, even if he were to descend to a brothel to seduce women, he would still need an exceptionally distinguished set of equipment. Prince Edward had one specially commissioned, an exquisite double-decker chair in a magnificent Rococo style, with elegantly curved armrests and footrests, which could be considered the perfect companion for a threesome between the prince and the ladies.
Because Edward was physically weak, he had a barrel waist rather than a V-shaped waist under his fine clothes. Therefore, the wonder of this chair was that it could stably support the prince’s weight when he was enjoying group activities, allowing him to do as few movements as possible. It can be said to be a throne that combines functionality and visual appeal.
This shows that the seemingly conservative ancient times were actually much more adventurous than we imagine.
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